In case you’ve been on the weird part of the internet today, you probably already know that the Mega Millions drawing’s jackpot tonight is for a prize of $636,000,000 and a cash option of $341,000,000.

I’ll admit shedding a single tear on behalf of *math* when reading Business Insider’s piece today on the Mega Millions having a positive expected value. Folks, listen: there is no positive expected value in the Mega Millions tonight, nor will there be next time there is a massive prize.

We originally covered this in a post calculating the expected value for the last huge Mega Millions drawing, and we even followed it up with a calculator so you can determine what the expected value is for the Mega Millions yourself. (Click it, it won’t hurt).

## Here’s Where The Math is Wrong

Our calculation? Here you go, from our Mega Millions expected value calculator:

We estimate that with every dollar you spend (and a 39.6% federal marginal tax rate and 5% state tax rate), you’re throwing 56 cents down the drain. Get that? EV = * 44 cents per ticket*. That’s well below $1.00.

Even in a Randian fantasy with $0 federal and $0 state taxes (where do you live? Sealand?) you’d only have an expected value of 78 cents per ticket – essentially throwing away 22 cents in that fantasy land.

## So I Don’t Have to Go to That Page and Read the Methodology, Explain it to Me Simply?

###### (This math is *simplified* – scroll to the end for the advanced [read: more correct, kinda] math).

Sure, here’s the TL;DR: if you’re going to use the $636,000,000 number you’re not comparing like quantities with the $1 you are spending on the ticket.

The Mega Millions pays you immediately then for 29 years after (0, 1, 2 …. 29 – not 30 years, basically), so to get from $341,000,000 to $636,000,000 we have to do some compounding – the math is:

rate = ( (future/present) ^ (1/ number of periods) ) – 1

or

rate = ( (636 / 341) ^ (1/29) ) – 1

rate = 2.1726%

*Okay, but what does that mean?*

It means you need to either use the $341,000,000 number when you do your calculations, or apply the compounding rate to your $1 – making each of your tickets actually cost $1.87 today.

## Well, It’s Too Late Now. I won. Now What?

Take the cash. I know that we used a 10% discount rate on our stock fundamental value calculator, but there’s a way easier trade to beat 2.17% – buying 30 year treasuries, which closed today at 3.88%.

You’re welcome.

Now: stop thinking you have a positive expected value.

(End of article)

## Still Reading? The Advanced Math.

If you are already convinced, here’s the minutiae on why the ‘take the cash’ option is better, but not by as much as estimated. It’s also math on why your EV is even lower when you do the math with the $636M – your discount rate will end higher; you’ll see.

In the section above I did the math by ‘buying’ $636,000,000 to be paid out with $341,000,000 today. That’s not correct, as our friend Jason Hull pointed out on Twitter (his site here). He later sent me the page explaining how the payouts work, found here.

So, we can model this and find the internal rate of return to figure out what our ‘return’ would be. To do this, we set up a spreadsheet like the following, with ‘$-341,000,000′ our initial ‘investment’ since we are assuming we’ll win (ha) and payments increasing 5% a year, including a payment which we get “today”:

Investment | -$341,000,000.00 | 12/17/13 |

0 | $9,572,712.71 | 12/17/13 |

1 | $10,051,348.35 | 12/17/14 |

2 | $10,553,915.76 | 12/17/15 |

3 | $11,081,611.55 | 12/17/16 |

4 | $11,635,692.13 | 12/17/17 |

5 | $12,217,476.74 | 12/17/18 |

6 | $12,828,350.57 | 12/17/19 |

7 | $13,469,768.10 | 12/17/20 |

8 | $14,143,256.51 | 12/17/21 |

9 | $14,850,419.33 | 12/17/22 |

10 | $15,592,940.30 | 12/17/23 |

11 | $16,372,587.31 | 12/17/24 |

12 | $17,191,216.68 | 12/17/25 |

13 | $18,050,777.51 | 12/17/26 |

14 | $18,953,316.39 | 12/17/27 |

15 | $19,900,982.21 | 12/17/28 |

16 | $20,896,031.32 | 12/17/29 |

17 | $21,940,832.88 | 12/17/30 |

18 | $23,037,874.53 | 12/17/31 |

19 | $24,189,768.26 | 12/17/32 |

20 | $25,399,256.67 | 12/17/33 |

21 | $26,669,219.50 | 12/17/34 |

22 | $28,002,680.48 | 12/17/35 |

23 | $29,402,814.50 | 12/17/36 |

24 | $30,872,955.23 | 12/17/37 |

25 | $32,416,602.99 | 12/17/38 |

26 | $34,037,433.14 | 12/17/39 |

27 | $35,739,304.79 | 12/17/40 |

28 | $37,526,270.03 | 12/17/41 |

29 | $39,402,583.53 | 12/17/42 |

So, in your favorite spreadsheet program, do the XIRR (or IRR, since it is uniform) on that and get: * 3.80%*. A closer match to the 30 year bond, but it still reigns supreme (more on that in a second). Also, you would do the original math using 3.80% versus $1 to come up with an actual discounted cost of $2.95 a ticket(!) today… so all the articles saying there is positive EV should use $2.95. Isn’t finance fun?

Also, the annuity and the Treasury bond don’t just “wait” 30 (or 29) years to pay you off (that would be a ‘no coupon’ bond, if you’re paying attention) – they give you cash flows every year. If you’re reading this site, I guarantee you’ll reinvest that money. That means you’ll see somewhere north of 3.88% if you buy the 30 Year and reinvest when it pays coupons. Please see our ten year Treasury coupon reinvestment calculator for details on why reinvested yields will be higher than effective yields.

moneycone says

Take the cash, always! I don’t think there is ever a story of someone not taking the cash!

But good to know the math backing it up!

PK says

While that’s true, I’m more concerned with the fact that people convinced themselves that it’s a

good dealto buy a ticket. It was never a good deal… the expected value was always negative, as the odds of a split pot means the jackpot maxes out at around $450,000,000.PK says

Should say, “and” the odds. My chart is on thie piece if you scroll down: http://dqydj.net/mega-millions-expected-value-calculator/

moneycone says

Good point! Never was much of a lottery-buying type!

Elroy says

The better question is [....] what does one expect from winning the lottery? I’ve got a post coming up on the hedonic treadmill, and I link to an interesting lecture where they compare winning the lottery ($316MM opposed to $341MM) to becoming a paraplegic. Turns out, we would all want to win the lottery given those 2 choices, but reality is both parties are equally happy down the road.

PK says

Interesting – maybe winning a few million in a subprize is better? No random relatives coming out of the woodwork as you’re a bit more out of the spotlight – I imagine that sort of pressure gets to a lot of winners.

This Life On Purpose says

We don’t pay taxes on lottery winnings in Canada. Canada = fantasyland?! haha but no, the math still doesn’t work out, and you are better off just investing your $1 than to buy a ticket.

PK says

America’s Hat just gets more and more attractive to me by the day… but yeah, don’t even buy tickets. Funnily enough, I did a post on Canadian Gambling: http://dqydj.net/who-gambles-in-canada-gambling-stats-by-income/

krantcents says

There was a moment I thought about playing, but I didn’t! I wasn’t interested in losing the $2. If I won, I would definitely take the lump sum because I can invest it better than receiving payments.

PK says

And.. you did win, roughly 56 cents a ticket!